pulled over

[bangers]

a man is driving down the freeway when he sees flashing lights in his rearview mirror so he pulls over. a cop then walks up to his window and says " did you realise your wife fell out of the car a few km's back?" to which the man replies "thank God, i thought i'd gone deaf!"

[minux]

good one m8, like it

[HDT_aero]

a man is driving down the freeway when he sees flashing lights in his rearview mirror so he pulls over. a cop then walks up to his window and says " did you realise your wife fell out of the car a few km's back?" to which the man replies "thank God, i thought i'd gone deaf!"

lucky bastard

[fruity]

l love it!................lmao

[Patrio7]

a bloke decides to test his wife's hearing, so he enters a room standing at a distance behind her and says "whats for dinner hon?"

nothing.

so he takes a step closer and repeats the question.

still nothing.

this goes on untill he's practicly standing over her

"whats for dinner honey?"

to which the wife finally replys:
"for the tenth ****ing time, sausages and mash!"

[projectaero]

good stuff hehe