Here is that great Christmas Fruit Cake recipe...
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo =
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and =
drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy =
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another =
cup .... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and =
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just =
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and =
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher
You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!
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lol good stuff
PMSL read a similar one last year but with Sherry..LOL love it !![]()
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