Shake That
The drunk & the toilet..
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
Sorry Lish but the punchline is...
"Everytime I try to stand up..."
he stands on the roller squeazer you see ?
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Shake That
lol....I got sent it in an email...I just copied and pasted it in here
*slaps the person that sent it to me....
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
ROFL, funny with both endings
Loud N' Low
Electro doof doof styleé
The flush makes more sense
Queensland - The Cruising State
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heh I heard that one before! Good anyway though Lish! omg, where the heck have you been hiding DJ? Haven't seen you on here for yonks!!!
Andy
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that was a funny one, i feel pain
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