Aussie love poem

[Gar]

of course i love ya darlin
your a bloody top notch bird
and when i say ur gorgeous
i mean every single word

so ya bum is on the big side
i dont mind a bit of flab
it means that when i'm ready
theres somethin there to grab

so your belly isn't flat no more
i tell ya, i don't care
so long as when i cuddle ya
i can get my arms around there

no sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just gave into gravity
but i know ya did ya best

i'm telling ya the truth now
i never tell ya lies
i think its very sexy
that you've got dimples on ya thighs

i swear on me nannas grave now
the moment that we met
i thought u was as good as
i was ever gonna get

no matter wot u look like
i'll always love ya dear
now shut up while the footy's on
and get me another beer.

[bangers]

i want to read it for my wedding vows but my fiancee said no.

[camvyss]

That's really quite intuitive. Did you write it yourself or someone else? If the latter how about a name to avoid copyright infringements.

[holden#1]

thats legendary!!!!!!

[vlv8vic]

love it!!!!!!!!!!