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    FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

    1.Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job

    2.Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh

    3.Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie

    4.Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you



    5. Its VERY VERY important that these 4 bitches don't know eachother!
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    Sad thing is, i sent it to a mate, and he said he only needed umber 4, as his mum is 1 - 3.
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