Weight Loss
A man is looking in the newpaper for ads regarding weightloss. He finds one that says "Loose 5KG in one week! Try us now!" So he thinks can't be too bad, and calls them. They tell him someone will be over the next day.
Next day, the doorbell rings, the man answers and standing before him is the most gorgeous, voluptuous woman the man has ever seen. She is wearing nothing but runners, and holding a sign which says "If you catch me I'm yours" So the man takes off, runs after her, catches her and has his way with her. This happens for a week, and the man is pleased with the results. So he rings the compnay ands asks to be be put on the loose 7 kg in one week program.
The next day, sure enough the doorbell rings, and in front of him is this absolutely gorgeous, sexy woman, much more attractive and bigger chested than the woman from the previous week. She too is wearing nothing but runners and holding a sign which says "If you catch me I'm yours". So off he goes, this woman putting up a great chase, and the man is more puffed from running after her. But like the other woman, he catches her and has his way with her. Again, this happens for a week. The man is rapt with his rapid weight loss! He calls the company and asks to be put on thier 10 KG loss in one week. The company says 'Sir, you must understand this is our most rigorous training program. Are you up to it?' He assures them he is more than ready for it!
As per the norm, the next day the doorbell rings. The man opens it and in front of him is a naked, muscular guy wearing nothing but pink running shoes and holding a sign saying "If I catch you, you're mine!"
Who-dares-winS
hahahahaha good one
I bet he would lose the 10KG with that running after him
The best joke I've heard so far this year!!
hahaha, thats great!!!
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love it !!!!
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
hahaha
talk about motivation to get moving
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lol pissa. Good joke
take it easy and if its easy ....take it home!
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