Cured ....
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and askedwhat the problem was and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older
doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was
writing on his clipboard."What's the matter with you?" the older doctor
demanded. "Mrs. Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven
grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she
still have the hiccups?"
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.