Forget what's happening here, look what's happening on other car forums!

[VS Omega]

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.


Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?


BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.

[Morganv8]

haha nice one Juzza

[reecey]

lol, bloody volvo drivers

[fabz]

LMAO nice way to lighten the mood ha ha ha

[semmi]

LOL at the WRX one. Where is the Lancer one - "help! my new spoiler is so big and heavy my front wheels don't touch the ground anymore"

[bangers]

or the skyline one....... "Habib how should i personalise my car to differentiate it from all my cousins ones?"

[Ev0LuTioN]

the Lancer one - "help! my new spoiler is so big and heavy my front wheels don't touch the ground anymore"

ahahh thats gold

[Famine]

Haha I love the Lamborghini one, classic!

[minux]

lmao, thats great juzza

[sixshooter]

hahahahaha...

What about..

Urban 4 Wheel Drive Forum - I just bought a Hummer but is there anything bigger than this ?...I'm having trouble seeing over the top of other 4 wheel drives on the road....

[EvoVIIIJDM]

hahahha hummer comments are gold- Had a Fender BEnder 24 hurt 10 killed i nearly wet my pants at work Juz.

[vlv8vic]

very enjoyable.

[Wombat]

I bought a car back about 1990 off a guy who owned a Cobra replica. It was some breed made here in Queensland (can't recall the name) and was very well put together...air con, power rack and pinion, huge brakes, wood dash and Smiths instruments, very classy. I got to drive it once after admiring it. It was fitted with a 351 running on LPG and a five speed box. I was taking it real easy and at 80km/hr the guy said happily "Whack her back to third and floor it!". Stupidly I did. After wild wheel spinning and getting it under control, it hooked up and took off and I saw God....

Although funnily a workmates old Cougar I was a passenger in back about 1987 was faster and the driver scared me more with it's acceleration and outright speed, even though it probably carried another 800kg weight...although it did make up for it with a tunnel-rammed twin four-barrel 427 big block....

[sixshooter]

I bought a car back about 1990 off a guy who owned a Cobra replica. It was some breed made here in Queensland (can't recall the name) and was very well put together...air con, power rack and pinion, huge brakes, wood dash and Smiths instruments, very classy. I got to drive it once after admiring it. It was fitted with a 351 running on LPG and a five speed box. I was taking it real easy and at 80km/hr the guy said happily "Whack her back to third and floor it!". Stupidly I did. After wild wheel spinning and getting it under control, it hooked up and took off and I saw God....

Although funnily a workmates old Cougar I was a passenger in back about 1987 was faster and the driver scared me more with it's acceleration and outright speed, even though it probably carried another 800kg weight...although it did make up for it with a tunnel-rammed twin four-barrel 427 big block....

Theirs something about Ford drivers that makes you worry... I know the feeling cause the scariest ride I have ever been in was in an Escort 2000...I've been in a mates cousins XY GT before he sold it...he lent it to my mate for a night of cruising...that was tame compared to the way this other guy drove his escort...there's something about small revy cars, highspeed roundabouts and corners on 2 wheels that screams let me out !!!!

[mattman]

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

GOLD!! Love your work