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    How do you know when your missus is hot to trot?
    You put your hands down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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    LMAO never feed a horse then .. can be a little messy lol
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    Whats hot to trot??? After a couple of hours trying to comprehend the joke I still dont get it.
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    Hot to trot = ready for sex.
    You put your hands down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse = horses slobber when they eat and when a women is keen she "slopper" so to speak... its a disgusting joke but i used to work with horses thats why i found it funny lol.
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    go Fabz! your explanation plus the movement of the horses lips as it eats out of your hand. All i can say Famine is imagine Mr Ed's mouth movements as he talks. Then again you're probably too young to remember Mr Ed but anyway......... A horse is a horse of course of course but no one can talk to a horse of course that is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr Ed....WILBUR!!!!

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    I remember Mr Ed! Well, the repeats anyway :P

    I get it now though, we have a horse in our backyard too. Dunno why I didnt get it sooner lol :P
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    All I have to say is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hakhawk View Post
    if you pay for fuel, ill drive up and drive you around in the bmw. assuming your(hopefully hot) date rides shotgun, and you get the boot, dont worry, its well ventilated if ur dates not so, you can share the boot

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