dumb things said

[Konker]

just dont crack them in the nads when your closest friend your dog which you dont own gets drowned by your loving partner in a river that dont exsist near your!!!

[prizedbnx]

shit, i have a budgie, that could be a risk

[1vngal]

All these are true. I swear.... And they all came from the one person! Her name is Brooke.

1. She asked me if cornflakes were made out of meat.

2. While working in a bakery, she was told to bring the till up at the end of the day. Instead of taking the drawer out, she UNPLUGGED the whole thing and carried it all the way to the office.

3. While working in the same bakery her job network agent came to see her. He'd only spoke to her on the phone. He walks in an sees her behind the counter and asks to speak to Brooke Saunders. She told him to hang on and she'd go see if she was working.....

4. Mucking around with her boyfriend, he put his hand on her forehead and told her to smack his hand as hard as she could. So she did.

If thats not bad enough she then proceeded to tell him that she would get him back for that. 5 mins later she puts her hand on her forehead and tells him to smack it as hard as he could. And he did.

I swear these are true, and there are plenty more. When i remember them, I'll post them.

[VTSSDUDE]

Don't you hate it when someone points and stares at the clock and asks? "Is that the time?"
On a Saturday night you and your mates are at a pub, and one of your mates says Sorry guys I have to go, I am calling it a night.
Or you ask your mate to go out with you to the pub and he replies "Na mate, I have to get up in the morning!"

All credit goes to Carl Barron geez he is a funny bastard at making fun out of people's stupid sayings.

[VTSSDUDE]

stopped at the window at a KFC drive through, the kid says "eat here or take away?"
so i said to him " if the bloke behind me doesnt mind ill just prop here for a bit ok?"
he looked at me for about 15 seconds before he realised what he had said.
then he just went red, said sorry & closed the window, another worker took over hehehe

Rob

[STEALTHY™]

All these are true. I swear.... And they all came from the one person! Her name is Brooke.

1. She asked me if cornflakes were made out of meat.

2. While working in a bakery, she was told to bring the till up at the end of the day. Instead of taking the drawer out, she UNPLUGGED the whole thing and carried it all the way to the office.

3. While working in the same bakery her job network agent came to see her. He'd only spoke to her on the phone. He walks in an sees her behind the counter and asks to speak to Brooke Saunders. She told him to hang on and she'd go see if she was working.....

4. Mucking around with her boyfriend, he put his hand on her forehead and told her to smack his hand as hard as she could. So she did.

If thats not bad enough she then proceeded to tell him that she would get him back for that. 5 mins later she puts her hand on her forehead and tells him to smack it as hard as he could. And he did.

I swear these are true, and there are plenty more. When i remember them, I'll post them.

by the sounds of it, she needs a whole thres just for herself!

[1vngal]

Heres another 1.

She was telling about how a funeral went for a family member. She told me that her boyfriend was a very good ball bearing.

After about 5 mins, i realised she meant pall bearer.

She never ceases to amaze me.....

[pheel33]

Get this.
My friend lisa is from Thailand ( international student ). Last week we were having an argument because she insisted that " king kong is a real type of animal ". Yes.. i'm dead serious. To further prove my point the king kong is a make beleive character i took her to the melbourne zoo to show her the silverbacks.. the largest primate. But that still wasn't good enough for her. She just wouldnt accept it. She insisted and still does insist today that a silverback and a king kong are a completely different species and that she has seen king kong at the zoo in thailand...

Warped...