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Reply With Quote....are you serious?Originally Posted by bangers
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dumb things said
what are some dumb things your partner has said?
my missus tonight said to me "launceston is near port mcquarie isn't it"
and also at the local show recently she was patting a sheep and said " wow, this feels like wool"
there are plenty of others but those two are the first that came to mind, there are all the spelling ones like "rabbit has two T's doesn't it"
so leave some quotes from your partner for us to chuckle to.
....are you serious?
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hehehehe I can see this no answered by those whos partners also visit site...
hhmmm we might need a "Ask the marriage counciler" thread lol
D.
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the person i was with on the weekend is a lil bit gullable.... we had her conned that sheep wool shrinks on the animal when it gets wet like a woollen jumper does in the drier
My sis, when she saw the Pentagon on TV was surprised and said "So that's why they call it the Pentagon". She comes out with a few, bloody funny
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my missus had another moment. i said i was puting Machine Gun Fellatio in the cd stacker and her reply was "what a stupid name, what does fellatio mean anyway?" doesn't suprise me really as i don't get much of IT......
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damn i wish i could remember some i hear around here. my mrs is a classic for comments some people wouldnt even think of....
Can I quote myself? Its not stupid but I found it pretty funny.
Me and my mates were at one of those annual shows that come around with all the rides, agricultural stuff and fireworks and what not, and we were going onto a ride that said "No loose objects allowed onto the ride". So I said to my mate "Hey I guess your sister wont be allowed on this one eh?"
:P
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thats classic.
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Can we add dumb things. My Ex's Auntie was classic for them
First of all, went to fill up at a servo, and the cap was on the wrong side, so she drove around the bowser......still with the cap on the wrong side.
Best one, (can't remember them all, but they'll spring to mind). She wanted to light her cigarette, so she grabbed the lighter thing, and turned the gas on and lit the stove.....bloody women
I don't condone the act of cigarette smoking, its bad for your health. smoking rubber on the other hand.....
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only human......
in FHM mag there is a bit in there for guys to write in saying dumb stuff said by women, and one guy wrote in saying he was watching a doco wit his missus bout rhino's, and how their horns are cut off by poachers, but the animal lived afterwards, and the guys missus says "then how do they kill their prey?"
my missus read that, turned to me and said "how do they kill their prey?"
Erm.....
Fekason
Swimming in the rain.
How about, "You can't go swimming. It's raining!"
Might get wet I guess.
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lmao, I love swimmin in the rain.... almost a song there...
Heard that one a few times... Must stump a few ppl huh?? lol
lmao
D.
While I was still at home... mum rang home one day and asked "Is dad there?"
"yeah, he's in the shower"
"Oh.... what's he doing there?"
Errrmmmmmmmmmm............
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YEP! lol I say nah Im not... lol
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hmmm this one had me stumped for a bit.... they dont eat meat right???
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oh vs_chick tell me you're joking. if you're not then you are definately in the right thread. rhino's are herbivores (only eat plant matter).
lets just say im having a blond day hehehehehehehehehehehe
Reminds me of a number of years ago, was in the outdoor pool and it started raining. This little kid (who was in the pool) started bawling and his mum asked what was wrong and he goes "I'm getting wet!" True story, ask my mum :P
Plus don't you hate it when you're asleep and someone goes 'Hey' you go 'Yeah?' then they go 'Are you awake?'
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Make way!
I actually don't mind... coz i sleep talk ^_^
so i have a full conversation with them and it makes em happy and I dunt remember a thing wen i wake up. So when they tell/ask me about what I said i just go :my: wtf?~!
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ha ha i love dumb stuff ha ha
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LOL I pictured that one and nearly fell of my chair laughing! Classic!
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Then they say 'what are you doing?'
I reply 'talking to someone on the phone!'
Not exactly a dumb statement, more sarcasm this one. I had need to ring 000 one night and the operator asked me what state I was in. I replied 'agitated.' I don't think he got the joke.
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