A truck driver one day stops and picks up a male hitch hiker. as they are travelling along the hitch hiker asks the truck driver why he has a monkey on his dashboard. the driver replies "it's for those lonely nights when i need some loving, watch" he then says to the monkey "down" and the monkey jumps head first into his lap and gives him some lovin'. when the driver is finished he pulls out a stick and hits the monkey on the head until he jumps back onto the dash. the driver then turns to the hitch hiker and asks if he'd like a turn. the hitch hiker replies "sure, just don't hit me so hard with the stick!".