SMS jokes

[semi]

optus regrets to inform yuo that the network has gone down on all customers. Fortunately, you are excluded, as noone would go down on you.

[VLishes]

-=- Snow White has Aids, The Three Little Pigs are in jail for sex offences. Red Riding Hood is pregnant with Wolf's baby. Goldilocks is a lesbian. Rumpelstiltskin smugggles drugs and Jane is beating the shit out of Barbie because Ken is gay and he gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Cinderella are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for wild group sex! So Fairyland is pretty F*CKED UP!...How are things with you...? -=-

[DonutFace]

Telstra regrets to inform you that your life was an accident please report to the nearest hospital to be put down.

[ralcool]

Lets play a game of hide and seek...I will hide...and you can seek. If you catch me, you can screw me. If not....I'll be in the pantry.

[Shifty1]

haha.. lovin them.. gotta use alot of these..

[Konker]

theres gonna be alot of people stuck in their pantry dude!!!!