Shake That
A vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p1ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went across a river & into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, Because I f*cking didn't!"
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
LOL ! repost !!!
Vampire bat
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Shake That
aawweee I always do that ...sorry guys.... I haven't read it on here before
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
Projecting
hehe I've got a good one to do with blood.. Three vampires at the bar.. I won't continue.
come get me
lol I know that one.... eewww
D.
hmmmmm..... me dont know that one????
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Three men walk into a bar.....you think one of them would have seen it coming??
Projecting
haha, well I want to say it.. But its kinda gross.
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