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Mental Hospital
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
>While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
>jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
>stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to
>the bottom and pulled Jim out.
>
>When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,
>she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell
>Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
>
>The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able
>to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
>life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
>mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved,
>hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after
>you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
>
>Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
>How soon Can I go home?"
i showed my mum and dad and they absolutely pi$$ed themselves laughen
only human......
that's terrible. but riotously funny at the same time
haha thats a freaking classic haha
trent was 'ere
Very good.. lol..
I like the sig better though!
Originally Posted by hakhawk
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