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    An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
    site.

    The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy,
    "You're in charge of sweeping."

    To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

    And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

    He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
    guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand."

    So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the
    pile of sand is untouched.

    He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

    The Italian replies, " I no hava no broom You saida to the
    Chinese-a-fella that he was in charge of supplies, but he hasa
    disappeared and I no could finda him nowhere."

    Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I
    told you to shovel this pile."

    The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get
    meself a shoovel! Ye left that Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies,
    boot ah couldnay fin' him neither."

    The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand
    to look for the Chinese guy.

    Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
    yells ....


    "SUPPLIES!!!!


    What do you guys think ... incredibly lame?

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    supplies !!!
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    lame yes - but it made me laugh!

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