buzz buzz

[VS_chick]

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange
>buzzing noise coming from within.
>Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real

workout
>with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
>
>The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing

is
>about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave

me
>alone."
>
>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the

other
>side of the closed bedroom door.
>
>Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love

to
>her vibrator.
>
>To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm 35
>years
>old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
>ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
>
>A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping

trip,
>placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
>noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that

area
>and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the >TV.
>
>The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife
>asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
>The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law.

[Infus10n]

lol, good one!

[TheForgotten]

hahaha nice

[ProMaX]

bahahahahahaha that's gold