A funny
A Priest was seated next to a Queenslander on a flight to
Canberra.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Queenslander asked for a Bundy and coke, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips".
The Queenslander then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said........
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART