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    A Priest was seated next to a Queenslander on a flight to
    Canberra.
    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Queenslander asked for a Bundy and coke, which was brought
    and placed before him.
    The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a
    drink.

    He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
    whores than let liquor touch my lips".
    The Queenslander then handed his drink back to the attendant and
    said........
    "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".
    If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART

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    Where do you find all these great jokes Lish?

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