who put the dog out ?

[Lish]

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up,
dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog
out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains
to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long" he says. "Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her @ss
downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in the
vegetable garden again!" The silence in the cab was deafening.

[DaRiO]

hahaha sounds about right