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    Q. Whats the worst thing about buying a ford?



    A. Telling your parents you are gay.

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    dude I totally disagree that buying a ford renders one homosexual, but I thought "ford joke" was funny enough

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    no it means in 5 years time there gonna be homo. after getting no attention from chicks coz your in a ford and after all that time you hang around big burly scandinavians in overalls because your ford is constantly in for repairs the preesure builds up and a man can only take so much. if a lonely garage mech is all you can find then thats what your gonna have to take. good night god bless

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    i think being a homo isnt the worst thing about owning a ford, having to drive it every day is probably the worst

    but good joke mate
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    yeah but still if they arn't gettin chicks then they prob get rid of the ford and get a real mans car......don't get me wrong sayin im stickin up 4 ford just that buyin a ford doesn't make one person homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prizedbnx
    i think being a homo isnt the worst thing about owning a ford, having to drive it every day is probably the worst
    Having to pop the hood and try and work out why its not running every morning would be up there.

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    i think its meant to be a joke, hence the fact its in the jokes section!

    no wonder most forums don't have jokes sections, with you tools shooting down every joke thats posted!
    I got a chuckle out of it, and used it on a mate who has a ford. worked quite well actually
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    plus people are missing the point, addmitting yourself as gay is a lot eaiser than telling our parents.

    its like saying "mum, dad, i got a ford"

    they hear "mum dad, i'm as good as gay."

    ofcousre this doesnt really happen but thats the perception shown in the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrio7
    plus people are missing the point, addmitting yourself as gay is a lot eaiser than telling our parents.

    its like saying "mum, dad, i got a ford"

    they hear "mum dad, i'm as good as gay."

    ofcousre this doesnt really happen but thats the perception shown in the joke.

    good joke mate.
    thats the explination i was trying to give

    i think some people in this thread need to get a life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Power21
    Q. Whats the worst thing about buying a ford?



    A. Telling your parents you are gay.
    Tried it on a few Ford driving mates... They loved it..
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    man it did turn sour kinda quick didnt it. still very funny and cummon guys it IS only a joke

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    rellax ive been tellen heeps of ford folk. They arnt up tight at all so unless it makes u uncomftable relax and try 2 giggle....................... at any thing. laugh.chill...............how bout the weather

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    yea it is in jokes. maybe those people who had such a big anti reaction have something they would like to share with the group????

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    No big anti reaction here.. I just didn't really think it was funny.

    Whats the worst thing about owning a Holden
    Telling your parents your gay.

    Still not funny.

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    By the signature under Power21 - sounds a bit gay!
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