Who Is Jack Schitt?

[GMH 72]

Who is Jack Schitt?


WHO IS JACK SCHITT? The history has finally been uncovered. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” You will soon know how to intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt- Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can correct them.

Family history recorded By Crock O. Schitt.

[hakhawk]

ahh, the ole jack shit story. check this one out: http://funcop.net/jackschitt.swf

its a flash version with pics and all.

[RankONE]

And what about that "bill" fella? Think his last name is "posters". "bill posters", have they caught him yet? whatever he done it must have been bad, cause absolutely everywhere you go they have signs up "bill posters will be prosecuted"!!