Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: 4 guys driving

  1. #1
    GMH 72 Guest

    Default 4 guys driving

    4 guys are driving cross-country together – one from South Australia, one from Tassie, one from Queensland, and the last one is from New South Wales. A bit down the road the man from Tassie starts to pull apples from his bag and throws them out the window.

    The man from South Australia turns to him and asks, “What the hell are you doing?” The man from Tassie says, “Mate, we have so many of these damned things in Tassie they’re laying around on the ground – I’m sick of looking at them.”

    A few miles down the road, the man from South Australia begins pulling bottles of wine from his bag and starts throwing them out the window. The man from Queensland asks “What are you doing that for?” The South Australian replies, “Man we have so much of this damn stuff in South Australia I’m sick of looking at them!”

    Inspired by the others, the man from Queensland opens the car door and pushes the man from NSW out.

  2. #2
    HDT_aero is offline resident bush mechanic
    Ride
    manual VN aero

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    SA
    Posts
    1,285

    Default



    classic...

    when i got past the first para i thaught it was gonna be a south australian thowing pot out the window lol
    im not admiring your car im looking in disgust

  3. #3
    heat1 Guest

    Talking From a point of view

    Being from NSW and Living in Cairns I hope I dont seem upset with your comments but I had to knock out 10 victorians in the pub the other night to get past 20 S.Australians just to pee on a Maroon supporter[not good at colours or spelling them!!!!!! [wat D]

    Thats a bit rich that joke coming from a Victorian!!!!!!! :b:
    Last edited by heat1; 27-01-2006 at 03:13 PM. Reason: Didnt realise the origianal thread writer was a moron

  4. #4
    GMH 72 Guest

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by heat1
    Being from NSW and Living in Cairns I hope I dont seem upset with your comments

    Thats a bit rich that joke coming from a Victorian!!!!!!! :b:

    Gee.....I can't think of a single reason why any Queenslander would want to do that to a New South Welshman but i can think of a few

  5. #5
    NORTI's Avatar
    NORTI is offline come get me
    Ride
    VR Calais 5L, WM Statesman

    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    2,243

    Default

    I heard this but it was multicultral, not aussie.
    & I think they were in a sinking boat?


    D.

  6. #6
    hakhawk's Avatar
    hakhawk is offline smooth moderator
    Ride
    BMW E21 320i, E36 318IS coupe

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,086

    Default

    lol, i woulda thought the queenslander was throwing victorians out, when i lived up there with parents, theyd see so many people from down here they knew.

  7. #7
    Julie's Avatar
    Julie is offline moderator- for now anyway
    Ride
    Blown VT Calais 355 + SC VY V6

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Western Sydney, NSW
    Posts
    1,675

    Default

    the only reason they pushing out a nsw dude and not a vic dude is cos they sick if getting an ass whooping in origin

  8. #8
    Bax
    Bax is offline Projecting
    Ride
    Nothing

    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    QLD
    Posts
    3,502

  9. #9
    wes_v8's Avatar
    wes_v8 is offline WES_VN
    Ride
    04 Vz Sv6 6 speed

    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Maitland near Newcaslte N.S.W
    Posts
    1,261

  10. #10
    GMH 72 Guest

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Julie
    the only reason they pushing out a nsw dude and not a vic dude is cos they sick if getting an ass whooping in origin


    Ask most Vics. what is origin & they will think you are asking for their birth place!!!
    We only follow one game in Vic. they call it Aussie Rules AFL.

  11. #11
    minux's Avatar
    minux is offline Infidel Bear
    Ride
    300rwkw FG G6ET/2011 Sti Spec R Hatch
    Mini Putt 2 Champion!
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    6,879

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by G. Harvey
    Ask most Vics. what is origin & they will think you are asking for their birth place!!!
    We only follow one game in Vic. they call it Aussie Rules AFL.
    Im from vic, and i can honestly say in 10 years i have never watched an AFL game, i much prefer league and union. AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance

  12. #12
    GMH 72 Guest

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by minux
    Im from vic, and i can honestly say in 10 years i have never watched an AFL game, i much prefer league and union. AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance


    Don't forget they are a successful bunch of overpayed pretty boys. Geelong F.C. isn't much to rave about oh.... hang on there is Gary Ablett & who else Gary Ablett Jr. so i'd probably seek another sport to watch also.

  13. #13
    fourstar82's Avatar
    fourstar82 is offline Graphic Designer
    Ride
    VYII 25th Anniversary

    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Templestowe, Melbourne
    Posts
    441

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by minux
    AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance
    so true... hehe Mind you, alot of league boys are like that too. WHile we're on the subject of rugby, the practice match between the Western Force and Crusaders apparently attracted about 11,000 people on Saturday night. Pretty good crowd for pre-season, exceptionally good for Victoria too! Didn't go though because I was at work ggrrr btw, Go the Reds 2006 (we're gonna get another caning this year...)

    Andy
    Back in the hope things have settled down...

  14. #14
    semi is offline GOD
    Ride
    VR exec wagon

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    WA
    Posts
    902

    Default

    and nathan ablett. and umm... cameron ling

Similar Threads

  1. What's up with you guys?
    By Holden2gether in forum The Pub
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: 22-01-2007, 09:38 PM
  2. VS V8 what do you guys think of them
    By CHANDLC in forum VR - VS Holden Commodore (1993 - 1997)
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 21-06-2006, 02:29 PM
  3. Hey guys just saying hello
    By Danzilla in forum VN - VP Holden Commodore (1988 - 1993)
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 02-03-2006, 11:32 AM
  4. '93 VP 5.0L BT1...help me out please guys!
    By ruredi in forum VN - VP Holden Commodore (1988 - 1993)
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 29-07-2005, 11:48 AM
  5. Replies: 9
    Last Post: 29-07-2005, 11:26 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71