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27-01-2006, 02:09 PM
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4 guys driving
4 guys are driving cross-country together – one from South Australia, one from Tassie, one from Queensland, and the last one is from New South Wales. A bit down the road the man from Tassie starts to pull apples from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from South Australia turns to him and asks, “What the hell are you doing?” The man from Tassie says, “Mate, we have so many of these damned things in Tassie they’re laying around on the ground – I’m sick of looking at them.”
A few miles down the road, the man from South Australia begins pulling bottles of wine from his bag and starts throwing them out the window. The man from Queensland asks “What are you doing that for?” The South Australian replies, “Man we have so much of this damn stuff in South Australia I’m sick of looking at them!”
Inspired by the others, the man from Queensland opens the car door and pushes the man from NSW out.
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27-01-2006, 02:24 PM
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classic...
when i got past the first para i thaught it was gonna be a south australian thowing pot out the window lol
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27-01-2006, 03:03 PM
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From a point of view
Being from NSW and Living in Cairns I hope I dont seem upset with your comments but I had to knock out 10 victorians in the pub the other night to get past 20 S.Australians just to pee on a Maroon supporter[not good at colours or spelling them!!!!!!   [wat D]
Thats a bit rich that joke coming from a Victorian!!!!!!! :b:
Last edited by heat1; 27-01-2006 at 03:13 PM.
Reason: Didnt realise the origianal thread writer was a moron
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27-01-2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by heat1
Being from NSW and Living in Cairns I hope I dont seem upset with your comments
Thats a bit rich that joke coming from a Victorian!!!!!!! :b:
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Gee.....I can't think of a single reason why any Queenslander would want to do that to a New South Welshman but i can think of a few
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27-01-2006, 04:53 PM
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^^ is FEMALE! - Sheesh!
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I heard this but it was multicultral, not aussie.
& I think they were in a sinking boat?
D.
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27-01-2006, 05:13 PM
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lol, i woulda thought the queenslander was throwing victorians out, when i lived up there with parents, theyd see so many people from down here they knew.
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27-01-2006, 07:39 PM
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the only reason they pushing out a nsw dude and not a vic dude is cos they sick if getting an ass whooping in origin 
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27-01-2006, 08:44 PM
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bloody caravanners.. thats all i can say about nsw and vic's
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30-01-2006, 08:33 AM
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yeah i agree with julie......and another win is this yr :P
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30-01-2006, 09:30 AM
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the only reason they pushing out a nsw dude and not a vic dude is cos they sick if getting an ass whooping in origin |
Ask most Vics. what is origin & they will think you are asking for their birth place!!!
We only follow one game in Vic. they call it Aussie Rules AFL.
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30-01-2006, 09:49 AM
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Ask most Vics. what is origin & they will think you are asking for their birth place!!!
We only follow one game in Vic. they call it Aussie Rules AFL. |
Im from vic, and i can honestly say in 10 years i have never watched an AFL game, i much prefer league and union. AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance
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30-01-2006, 12:58 PM
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Im from vic, and i can honestly say in 10 years i have never watched an AFL game, i much prefer league and union. AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance
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Don't forget they are a successful bunch of overpayed pretty boys. Geelong F.C. isn't much to rave about oh.... hang on there is Gary Ablett & who else Gary Ablett Jr. so i'd probably seek another sport to watch also.
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30-01-2006, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by minux
AFL is just a bunch of overpayed pretty boys thinking they are of some importance
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so true... hehe Mind you, alot of league boys are like that too. WHile we're on the subject of rugby, the practice match between the Western Force and Crusaders apparently attracted about 11,000 people on Saturday night. Pretty good crowd for pre-season, exceptionally good for Victoria too! Didn't go though because I was at work ggrrr btw, Go the Reds 2006 (we're gonna get another caning this year...)
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31-01-2006, 12:07 AM
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and nathan ablett. and umm... cameron ling
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