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Old 30-01-2006, 10:36 PM
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A recent scientific study found that women find different males attractive

depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example,
when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.


And when she is menstruating: She prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump up his a*rse
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Old 30-01-2006, 10:38 PM
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That is brilliant Lish
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LOL so true tho
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haha yeah.. I'll pay that!
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