The Lady Next Door

[GMH 72]

This is probably an old one but i reckon it's not bad.


A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see
his mum on top of his dad bouncing up & down.

The parents stop & his mum quickly dismounts,
pulling the covers around her.

“What are you & dad doing?” the boy asks his mum.

“Well, your dad has a big tummy & sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it”
She explains.

“Your wasting your time.” Says the boy.

“When you go shopping the lady next door gets on
her knees & blows it back up again.”

[AussieHolden]

Yep an oldie all right but still gets a smerk out of me.