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Old 01-02-2006, 08:39 AM
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Default Times when the F Word is acceptable

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelang! elo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
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Old 01-02-2006, 08:44 AM
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you are seriously bent...... but funny
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Old 01-02-2006, 08:55 AM
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hey... don't go flaming me.. it got sent to me, thought it was good, so I posted it up
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HAHA so funny
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