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    Default Times when the F Word is acceptable

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
    been considered acceptable for use.
    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
    we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


    10. "What the @#$% was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877


    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
    could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938


    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926


    6. "How the @#$%
    did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC


    5. "You want WHAT
    on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelang! elo, 1566



    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937



    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
    my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC



    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1998


    and a drum roll please............!



    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

    -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
    Quote Originally Posted by hakhawk View Post
    if you pay for fuel, ill drive up and drive you around in the bmw. assuming your(hopefully hot) date rides shotgun, and you get the boot, dont worry, its well ventilated if ur dates not so, you can share the boot

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    hey... don't go flaming me.. it got sent to me, thought it was good, so I posted it up
    Quote Originally Posted by hakhawk View Post
    if you pay for fuel, ill drive up and drive you around in the bmw. assuming your(hopefully hot) date rides shotgun, and you get the boot, dont worry, its well ventilated if ur dates not so, you can share the boot

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    HAHA so funny

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