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    Default Mary Ellen

    A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up
    behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

    "What was that for?" He asks

    "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the
    name of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

    "Don't be silly " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the
    races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

    She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

    Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when
    she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When
    he comes around he asks

    "What was that for?"

    His wife said, "Your f**kin' horse phoned
    If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART

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    oh dear. those talking horses cause me all sorts of trouble.
    very good mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixshooter
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    hahahahahaha nice smiley choice



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    Quote Originally Posted by dannc
    hahahahahaha nice smiley choice



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    i noticed that too,
    but good joke mate

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    a relation of mr ed perhaps??

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