Mary Ellen

[Lish]

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up
behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" He asks

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the
name of Mary Ellen written on it" she replies.

"Don't be silly " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the
races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

She seems satisfied at this and apologizes.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when
she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When
he comes around he asks

"What was that for?"

His wife said, "Your f**kin' horse phoned

[Konker]

oh dear. those talking horses cause me all sorts of trouble.
very good mate

[sixshooter]

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

[NORTI]

Originally Posted by sixshooter

HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

hahahahahaha nice smiley choice



D.

[prizedbnx]

Originally Posted by dannc

hahahahahaha nice smiley choice



D.

i noticed that too,
but good joke mate

[semi]

a relation of mr ed perhaps??