Just saw an old joke posted and it reminded me of this old one:
Mummy, Billy says, when Daddy put me in my bed for a nap today, when you were shopping, I got up and went to go into the lounge. I saw Daddy and Mrs Jones from next door with no clothes on and Daddy was on top of her...Stop right there, says Mum, just wait until Daddy gets home and you can tell me then.
Daddy arrives home from work and nothing is said.
Later when they all sit down for their evening meal Mummy asks Billy to now tell her what happened.
She fixes a steely glare on her husband as Billy says, When Daddy put me in my bed for a nap today, when you were shopping, I got up and went to go into the lounge. I saw Daddy and Mrs Jones from next door with no clothes on and Daddy was on top of her and he was doing exactly what Uncle Frank was doing to you last week when Dad was fishing.
Never
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Good 1...hadn't heard it b4 !
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haha.. owned..
DaZ
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The_Monk says:
im a leech
lmao, nice!
thats mad as ahah