JCR001
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- Joined
- Jan 26, 2016
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- Location
- Devonport, Tasmania
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- 2012 VE Berlina International
Bloke goes to the zoo, takes his 4-y.o. boy along to see the animals.
As they approach the chimpanzees, the bloke takes a bag of peanuts out of his
pocket. He passes one to his son and says to throw it in. One chimp rushes up
and grabs the peanut in mid air. It holds the peanut in its fingers and inserts it
in its arse then removes it and swallows it.
The bloke blinks. Can’t believe what he sees. He gives his son another peanut
and he throws it. The same chimp rushes forward, catches it and does the same
thing, shoves it up his quoit and then swallows it.
Pretty annoyed, the bloke takes his son and fronts up to the zookeeper. “Hey
mate, what’s with the chimpanzee shoving peanuts up his clacker and then
swallowing them? Not real a real good look with little kids around!”
The zookeeper apologises and says they're trying to break the chimp out of the
habit. “What happened is this. He’s a real guts that one. Everything he gets he
swallows whole, then last week someone chucked him a mango.”
As they approach the chimpanzees, the bloke takes a bag of peanuts out of his
pocket. He passes one to his son and says to throw it in. One chimp rushes up
and grabs the peanut in mid air. It holds the peanut in its fingers and inserts it
in its arse then removes it and swallows it.
The bloke blinks. Can’t believe what he sees. He gives his son another peanut
and he throws it. The same chimp rushes forward, catches it and does the same
thing, shoves it up his quoit and then swallows it.
Pretty annoyed, the bloke takes his son and fronts up to the zookeeper. “Hey
mate, what’s with the chimpanzee shoving peanuts up his clacker and then
swallowing them? Not real a real good look with little kids around!”
The zookeeper apologises and says they're trying to break the chimp out of the
habit. “What happened is this. He’s a real guts that one. Everything he gets he
swallows whole, then last week someone chucked him a mango.”
