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Old 05-02-2006, 08:00 PM
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Why did Greg fall off his push bike??..........because greg was a fish
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:04 PM
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:51 PM
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Wonder if this thread will spawn other jokes like "why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because a fridnge fell on it". Hmmmmm
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:54 PM
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what did the farmer say when he saw a tractor on the roof?

S*** theres a tractor on the roof!

what did the farmer say when he saw a cow on the roof?

now how the F*** did that get up there!
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:21 AM
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haha mad lol
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Old 06-02-2006, 02:26 AM
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Hi, what's you name?

Why the f*ck do you care !!!
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Old 06-02-2006, 11:03 AM
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hey I like the red bucket style jokes lol


Whats red & looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
Whats blue & lools like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.


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Old 06-02-2006, 11:27 AM
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Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because sally has no arms or legs...
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:29 PM
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why did martha fall of her swing?? cus someone threw a fish at her.
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Old 06-02-2006, 08:03 PM
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whats the difference between a duck?

one bill to many
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Old 06-02-2006, 08:23 PM
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on the bak of a cerel box it once said " ask the box a joke and it'll answer back" so u ask it sumthin and it says " no im a box" mmmmm
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Old 07-02-2006, 06:44 PM
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mmmmmmmm
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:39 PM
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whats brown and sticky? A stick
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:42 PM
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whats got a lil hair around it and its wet when u stick ur finger in it?





no its not a c***






Its an EYE!
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:08 AM
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I think you guys have WAY too much time on your hands...although, I did just read the whole thread.
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