pointless
Why did Greg fall off his push bike??..........because greg was a fish
Wonder if this thread will spawn other jokes like "why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because a fridnge fell on it". Hmmmmm
Who-dares-winS
what did the farmer say when he saw a tractor on the roof?
S*** theres a tractor on the roof!
what did the farmer say when he saw a cow on the roof?
now how the F*** did that get up there!
Unknown
Hi, what's you name?
Why the f*ck do you care !!!
come get me
hey I like the red bucket style jokes lol
Whats red & looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
Whats blue & lools like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.
D.
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Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because sally has no arms or legs...
haha
I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!
why did martha fall of her swing?? cus someone threw a fish at her.
feel the fury
whats the difference between a duck?
one bill to many
WES_VN
on the bak of a cerel box it once said " ask the box a joke and it'll answer back" so u ask it sumthin and it says " no im a box" mmmmm
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LPG Installer :p
whats brown and sticky? A stick
whats got a lil hair around it and its wet when u stick ur finger in it?
no its not a c***
Its an EYE!
Not a valid input....
I think you guys have WAY too much time on your hands...although, I did just read the whole thread.
You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!
Unknown
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Projecting
And again, just in case you missed it.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
wat ends in "unt" and smells fishy?
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REX HUNT!
whats the definition of a black stump???
cicumsision with a blow torch
So Wet For You!
haha, love these random stupid jokes....
Q whats green and sits in the corner
A a naughty frog
Q Whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch
A Frog in a blender
lovin the red bucket ones
Q whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A Red bucket in disguise.....
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Originally Posted by davway
come get me
your too late... bucket joke is so like 1991 or post number 7
D.
workaholic
Q.Whats the difference between a pigeon and a farmer ??????
A. A pigeon can still put a deposit on a tractor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Wet For You!
i'm not as stupid as i act, just the fact i got those from the old rck site, to be honest, can't say i even saw you posted the second part to it..hahayour too late... bucket joke is so like 1991 or post number 7
D.
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come get me
meh as usual noone takes any notice of me. No wonder Im loud!!!! Still doesnt help....
D.
So Wet For You!
did someone post something?
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