Manners

[kowan]

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date
having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. "l'll be
right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

[Garth]

ah, little johny, alway's in trouble,

kinda reminds me of me

[jack.mc]

that jonny...