Why Men Are Happier

[IanG]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can
never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear
is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You
almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts
for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can
play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet
and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas
shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[stocky]

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

you sure about that?

[Lish]

I like it !!!! good one...

[Ralgon]

LMAO doing nail wif pocket knife though ow!!