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Old 07-02-2006, 08:11 PM
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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.

Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at Telstra, perhaps you have spoken to him!!!!
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:26 PM
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Haha.. oh nice!

On topic, download the mp3 embedded in the zip file
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Old 07-02-2006, 08:48 PM
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Mujibar helped me get Broadband....know wonder I have a crappy deal with Telstra
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:03 PM
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http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html


hehehehehe I love foamy.


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Old 08-02-2006, 02:25 PM
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lol.. awesome stuff dannc.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:27 PM
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hehehehehe I love foamy.


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Old 08-02-2006, 06:57 PM
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yeah theres more... check out squirrely songs & the one about shopping for pants... hehehehehehe - theres also a tech2 but it wasnt as good.


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