Things NOT to say to a police officer

[spauldj308]

And the saddest thing is, these have actually all been used before....

Hey, you must've been doing' about 200km/h to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.

You're NOT gonna check the boot, are you?

Didn't I see you get your tail kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

So, uh, you "on the take", or what?

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

So, are you still crabby because your mum didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

[pro_gmh]

Classic dude

How hard is it neway to become a cop?

[ruredi]

Classic dude

How hard is it neway to become a cop?

its harder to post a reply on this forum...and that's almost literally

[pro_gmh]

I thought u have to complete year 12?

[hakhawk]

chuck it in the ask the coppa thread, they should know

[prizedbnx]

its actually harder than you all think in that case.. well in NSW anyways, in vic you just gotta know how to shoot someone and when to shoot: anytime they do something, or might be doing something

[drewins]

Ive heard its pretty hard a couple of my mates are trying to get in there

[pacey]

Answer to the "How hard is it to be a cop" has been posted in the Ask a Copper thread. Feel free to ask more questions.