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    One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
    Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
    went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
    on the black board.

    Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
    proceeded with the day's lesson.
    Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
    same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
    day's word.

    Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
    on the board, but instead, found the words,

    "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets! "

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    hahahaha nice one
    Never Forget You're Unique... Just Like Everyone Else
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    very mildly amusing..
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    Go ahead with the SS badges,you will reap the benefits.

    I have put SS badges and the kit on my VE Omega and when I go cruising and rev it past the girls.........well what can I say,they have drool running down their face.I chuck a U-turn and they say ''Nice car'' and I say ''It's an SS,jump in''.

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    Olllldddd. But still gets a chuckle.

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