Elephant Rape
A guy runs into a doctor surgery screaming that he had been raped by an elephant. The receptionist upon seeing his distress, sent him straight through to the doctor.
"What can I do for you toay?" enquires the doctor. "I've been raped by an elephant." replies the man. "Right, you'd better give me a look." says the doctor. So the man removes his trousers and lies down face first on the bed. The doctor has a look and asks "Are you sure it was an elephant that raped you?" the man replies "Yes I'm positive it was an elephant. Why's that?" The doctor has another look and says "Well the circumfrence on an elephants penis is only about 4 inches. The hole in you backside is about 12 inches."
The man relpies " Yeah, but the bastard fingered me first."
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