Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[fuzzy2308]

hey my names ______________ so how am i my doing?

[SV62NV]

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

[VP CALIBER]

you like chocolat why ive got half a bar ..... after dinner i say 2 my lady mmmmmm need desert mm i feel like a little snach .....is that a pick up line lol na ive picked her up i am just in need for a bonking lol.. lets make f*#K faces.............

[S.O.S]

I'm looking for the police ?, why she will say, because you stole my heart the minute you looked at me. It's yours now you can have it.

Hi how are you ?, this is not my regular look, it's in dry-cleaning.

Don't you just hate it when guys walk up and hit on you ?.

You got to help out here, i got all these women chasing me around hounding me they wont leave me alone. So if i come and sit with you and buy you a few drinks and we have a nice chat maybe some dinner do a little dance you'll make my night.

Did you know they discovered the loch ness monster right here, you wanna see it ?.

[NZVK308]

fk thats cheesy man..

[NZVK308]

*you hungry? wanna feed? she says whats on the menue? you say BANGERS!!she says don't you mean bangers and mash? you say nah just bangers :P

[HoZy]

I failed, totally wrong thread..

Sooooooooo lets choose a random pickup line off the top of my head,


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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

[BXHD]

Hozy, how is that a pickup line?! bahahaha.

[-ToM-]

If i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?

[VKCOMMO]

ive lost my phone number, can i have yours

[VKCOMMO]

tits out for the boys?

that only works at nats

[VKCOMMO]

If i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?

if i flip a coin would i get head or get to chase some of that tail

[OnionbulbR8]

I know i didnt take your virginity... but can i have the box that it came in

[VKCOMMO]

i got a t-shirt that says
lower your standards,
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower
lower etc.

getting smaller as you go

[Escape-The-Fate]

lick your thumb/finger and rub it on her sleeve or something while saying lets get you out of these wet clothes

[MyBabyVR]

haha, the sad thing is, the 'do you put out, cause i put in' actually worked once. I live in hope it works again!


also forgot 'nice shoes, wanna ****'

lmao that actually worked hmmmmm will have to keep an ear out for that one for thats one i have never heard yet!!!! lmbo

[Kirbs]

Haha on the weekend I used "hey, wanna make out?"
got me some too haha

[VKCOMMO]

that shirt looks terrible.. take it off now.. lol

a little like HoZy's one.

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excuse me, <she turns around> my religion says that im not allowed to f**k strangers so im here to introduce my self *i put out my hand*.

[SV62NV]

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.

Then there is my favourite line from "My Best Friends Girl"

Come on lady this thing ain't gonna suck itself!

[Dayvo]

I was at the Ferntree Gully pub years ago and i asked this girl if she wanted to dance , she said no . Then i asked her if i could buy her a drink , she said no . So i asked if it was alright if i sat at her table till the good looking chicks arrived . She said ok .We started talking and i said i didn't mean the bit about the good looking chicks and we both had a bit of a laugh. I have now been married to her for 28 years.

[holdendude]

I was at the Ferntree Gully pub years ago and i asked this girl if she wanted to dance , she said no . Then i asked her if i could buy her a drink , she said no . So i asked if it was alright if i sat at her table till the good looking chicks arrived . She said ok .We started talking and i said i didn't mean the bit about the good looking chicks and we both had a bit of a laugh. I have now been married to her for 28 years.

Hahah, Are you kidding? U actually said that to her?

[DevilDRake]

Hahah, Are you kidding? U actually said that to her?

Well i suppose it worked?

[Robbo5390]

Do you like chicken, well suck this its fowl

walk up to her and check the tag on her shirt, mhm just as i thought, made in heaven.

[LthlThrt]

"how u doin?" joey from freinds... gets a few laughs never worked lol
in a loud club...you; nice brests... her; WHAT... you; nice dress, im jacob.... hasnt failed yet but u need to be cinfident lol

[LthlThrt]

go to a chick standing by herslef in a club/bar: so are you on ur own tonight...she can say one of only three things
1) by boyfrends is just getting drinks/ or in the toilet... and u say so would he be jealous if he saw me talking to you?
2) my girlfrends are just getting drinks... so can u intgroduce me when they get back?
3) yes... want some company