Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[redcedar]

you've got nice legs they would look better wrapped around my waist

[MoSkA]

Do you like pickle in your burger?

[NORTI]

Do you like pickle in your burger?

ah now its clear.... THATS how you got into her pants the other nite?




D.

[MoSkA]

lol I asked a girl at maccas once and it was a genuine question but I couldn't help but think dirty.

[MasterOfReality]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

and

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it all in"

[jack.mc]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

and

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it all in"

Those are so beautiful

[maxy0987]

Are your parents Jamaican? Coz jour-makin me crazy

One for the comm games

[vtwgn]

tha word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word!

Did u fart coz u just blew me away

[weedo_86]

Hahaha some classics in there

how bout
Do you have a bandaid cause i scrapped my knees falling for you
do i look like a grocery item to you cause i saw you checkin me out
do u wanna play a round of golf? you can use my wood to get it in the hole?
im so good at golf lets go to the course and ill use my wood and put it in any hole you like.
i shall call you broom cause you swept me off my feet.

so lame lol

[NORTI]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

that one was used on my friend.... she rang me & told me at the time lol lamest ever !!! hehehehehe



D.

[TheForgotten]

here's the best one I've ever used. I was drunk and don't remember saying it, but anyways
was at a christmas party in my old block of units, i was pissed as a nit, walked up, sat down, said "I like you" and walked off. she was talking to my mother at the time.

3 years on we're still together so it must have worked

[commy92]

you get out your camera phone and walk upto someone and go.. can i take a photo of you.. say say why usually.. Then you go cause i want to show santa what i want for christmas.

WTF are those t*ts real!!!

[melo_15]

'Howd u get past security?......Cause u r da bomb'

personal fav

[CANYONERO]

I dont need a pickup line, i have a subwoofer roflmao

yeah i like that LOL!!!

[NOGEN 3]

"Hi, excuse me 4 interrupting, but
1)can I have your autograph, Miss Penthouse July/Indy/Summernats?"
OR
2)aren't you a cheerleader 4 (insert AFL/NBL team)?
Yeah, Lame, I know. Leave me alone, I'm old...,

[POVRTY]

so do cum here often, or just at home

[Wombat]

Hmmm....can't really think of any....

Been married so damn long now (23years...if I was a murderer I'd be free by now... ) that if my wife died tomorrow, I wouldn't know what the hell to do!

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

[NORTI]

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

would that be a good thing or a bad thing???



D.

[NOGEN 3]

Hmmm....can't really think of any....

Been married so damn long now (23years...if I was a murderer I'd be free by now... ) that if my wife died tomorrow, I wouldn't know what the hell to do!

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

Ditto m8-when do we get out for good behavior?

[Jecs]

here's the best one I've ever used. I was drunk and don't remember saying it, but anyways
was at a christmas party in my old block of units, i was pissed as a nit, walked up, sat down, said "I like you" and walked off. she was talking to my mother at the time.

3 years on we're still together so it must have worked

haha

[Outlaw Torn]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
went into this
cheap motel room.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten
up!


ive never used any of these, a m8 emailed them

[raZel]

- I aint no fred Flinstone, but i can make ur bedrock
- Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets F***
- Beauty is only a light switch away!
- Male : care to dance, Female : No, Male : oh come on, lower your standards a little, i did.

[SLugg]

on your back and wet up b.t.h

works every time I use it

[VS_chick]

im going home, you wanna come?

[Jecs]

im going home, you wanna come?

yea ok