Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[Goon]

lol my best mate used this one once and it worked!

I have a big D**k wanna F**k?

[trentvy]

A thousand poets writing for a thousand years could not come up with a pick up line so how ya doin Im trent ;-)

ULTIMATE COUNTER-REJECTION
YOU: Hey wanna dance
HER: no
YOU: Im sorry the musics loud I said you look fat in them pants

and run before she throws her drink at you

[Tsunamix]

The only one I ever used, and it worked. Mind you I only used it once I don't want to wear it out.

How can I get an introduction to you, without making it look like I'm trying to pick you up ?

[eurekamad94]

personal favourite

"your arse is so fine i wanna suck a fart out of it and hold it like a bong hit"

[Jecs]

no lights, no camera.. just action

[PSYKO PHOENIX]

my fav is...

if i were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as it is for this question?

either way ya win!

[jafo]

wanna play squirrel so i can bust a nut in your ####

[jjl]

Would you like a root?
If answer is No, then reply
Would you mind lying down while I have one.

[BOY1236]

do the flys hang round you.(she says no why) cuz you the shit

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

How can I get an introduction to you, without making it look like I'm trying to pick you up ?

I'm actually going to use these, if I get slapped, it's your fault :P

[acarmody]

personal favourite

"your arse is so fine i wanna suck a fart out of it and hold it like a bong hit"

What the bloody hell are you smoking?? Probably fart, probably from rotten eggs. Seriously any girl that you say that too is liable to get a knife and stick it where the sun don't shine....if your lucky.

[eaton v8]

how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised

[djeyecon]

lol at eureka holding farts as bong hit - probably uses bleeding dead eggs for bong water too...

how bout...

do you work at subway? cos you just gave me a footlong. oh snap!

[gobrien002]

heard this on the radio
walk up to a girl and ask
Do you know why im going to have sex with you?
No..why?
Because im stronger
can be taken two ways, nevertheless it worked for this man...although i call bullshit haha

[Morton]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave ya met TED!

lmfao, you had me on the floor rolling in stitches I havn't watched that show in ages ^_^

[SquishyShoes]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave ya met TED!

Haha, I tried to introduce my mate to someone that way once... it didn't work...

[LordDingustine]

Hey hunni
I'm like a Rubix Cube
The more you play with me the harder i get

[pow3rslave]

you don't sweat much for a fat chick

[kniever]

are your parents retarded? because your special

[fuzzy2308]

moi god uleah my heart is like a fully sik sub woofer just beating for u

[Jbird]

moi god uleah my heart is like a fully sik sub woofer just beating for u

horrible attempt, ur either an aussie or a retarded wog

[kane88]

it's not too classy, but:

"they're nice legs, i bet they go all the way up and make a c*** of emsleves though.."

never works, never will, more for the shock factor
dodge the slap tho

[Jecs]

Haha, I tried to introduce my mate to someone that way once... it didn't work...

i tried it once on a chick. was hangin out a mates car hammered and there was this older chick sittin on a park bench. i go 'haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave ya met ted' her reply 'mmm no i havent.. how are you ted?' i had nothing after that. so sat back in my seat and put the window up.

[Vh driver]

i only now one but has worked in getting a convo started lol
"They look heavy can i hold them for you" pointing at her breast

[markER717]

She is just not with you....

LOL! thats classic.

[Simonn]

are you osama binladens daughter becuase you are the bomb