Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[SV62NV]

when i was typing it im thinking, hmm if i ever actually say that to a women, im definetly the bitch in the relationship

But if that doesnt work then what will? LOL

[SV62NV]

Heres another one!

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get

[Jesterarts]

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you

Pretty sure that saying something like that to a bird would give her a clear indication that you're into blokes.

My best pickup line was just one word.

I was out on the town with the boys for a 21st, suited up and what not.

Standing at the bar after a couple drinks the bird next to me looks me up and down and asks "Well, who are you all dressed up for?"

Answer, "You"

Done deal.

And the best line I've ever seem someone do was my mate in some club on chapel street.

There was a group of 6 or so birds standing around drink and what not at a table across the bar from us boys, and we convinced one of my mates to write his number down on a napkin, walk over to the table with the birds, chuck the napkin with his number in the middle of the table and just say "Hey, that's my number, call me..."

It actually worked as one of the birds messaged him later that night.

Brilliant!

[STEALTHY™]

Pretty sure that saying something like that to a bird would give her a clear indication that you're into blokes.

My best pickup line was just one word.

I was out on the town with the boys for a 21st, suited up and what not.

Standing at the bar after a couple drinks the bird next to me looks me up and down and asks "Well, who are you all dressed up for?"

Answer, "You"

Done deal.

You already posted that story in here haha

[BXHD]

You already posted that story in here haha

he must be really proud of himself lol

[SV62NV]

Id f*ck ya

[ditch_12]

hey, wanna go halves in a baby?

[Kikki]

hey, wanna go halves in a baby?

LOL If someone said that to me I'd run!

[Jesterarts]

You already posted that story in here haha

Bugger, I did too.

Meh, its good enough to tell twice

[Deutscher]

i tried it once on a chick. was hangin out a mates car hammered and there was this older chick sittin on a park bench. i go 'haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave ya met ted' her reply 'mmm no i havent.. how are you ted?' i had nothing after that. so sat back in my seat and put the window up.

LOL.. thats bloody funny!

[Deutscher]

LOL! MAnn this is a old thread XD 3yrs!

[STEALTHY™]

LOL! MAnn this is a old thread XD 3yrs!

Its been bumped every year lol

Still a tops thread.

[Crossy_014]

at partys i just walk up to chicks and say "now"

[SV62NV]

at partys i just walk up to chicks and say "now"

chick magnet eh?

Hows about this one....

(Use index finger to call a chick over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

[trentvy]

LOL clever

[BOY1236]

from "that 70's show" :

# have you seen the back seat of a *add car here* ?

# girl : No ! >>> # wanna see it ?
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# girl : Yes ! >>> # Wanna see it again ??

[BXHD]

Tickle your p***y with a feather?
*gauge reaction*
*if bad say* " i said ' particually nice weather' "

haha my sister told me that one. i LOL'd

[Escape-The-Fate]

Tickle your p***y with a feather?
*gauge reaction*
*if bad say* " i said ' particually nice weather' "

haha my sister told me that one. i LOL'd

kinda like, would u like to dance..if bad reaction u say wat? sorry i said u look fat in them pants and duck for the slap...

[BXHD]

kinda like, would u like to dance..if bad reaction u say wat? sorry i said u look fat in them pants and duck for the slap...

HAHA! yeh that one's funny too

[PORT3R]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

[nicko]

hi my name is nicholas and thats the way i like my ladies. (nicker less)

[dynamytedave]

For the nerds/geeks, "I wish I were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

This one is an anti-pick up line, "Did you just fall from heaven? It must have hurt when you hit the ground, cos it's really made a mess of your face"

For the ladies, touch a guys ear and say; "Your ears sure are cold, would you like me to warm them with my inner thighs?"

[Zuicider]

dunno if its just my persona but when i talk to a random bird i either get slapped or kneed in the balls.

things not to do, refer their singing to that of a squarking male, have an argument with a bird period--- or refer to any part of their body and compare it with an ex

[XCPTOR]

nice shoes.. wanna fu<k?

[BXHD]

For the ladies, touch a guys ear and say; "Your ears sure are cold, would you like me to warm them with my inner thighs?"

hahahaha, nice!!!!