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Old 12-02-2006, 01:45 PM
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Default Blonde at the Holden dealer

A blonde went to the holden dealer and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager.

"Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one."

Finally, the manager said. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" he asked.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, and he led the blonde to his car with a parade of parts guys right behind.

He opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" he asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!"
Click on the link to find out what she was looking for. CLICK HERE
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:04 PM
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Absolute Classic!! I nearly fell off my chair....
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:19 PM
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hahhaahahahah thats funny
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Old 12-02-2006, 03:06 PM
 

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Been posted before but its a good one for sure.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:09 PM
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Clever!! I was wonderin what she was gonna point out.
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Old 12-02-2006, 09:54 PM
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ROFL! At first I was thinking it would be the number plates or something, but thats classic!
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Old 13-02-2006, 06:07 AM
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hahaha.. gold..
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Old 13-02-2006, 07:53 AM
 

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yes very funny i was wondern wat she was gonna point out
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Old 13-02-2006, 08:08 AM
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i loved it ( it reminds me of the wife & shes not a blonde )
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Old 13-02-2006, 11:11 AM
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LMFAO!!! ahahahahahahaaa

thats great!
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