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    Default Don't Laugh, Doctor

    Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
    In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then,"Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the
    tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the
    size of a peanut.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then
    fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
    struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

    "I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor, "I really am..... I don't know
    what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I
    promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Fred replied
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    HAHAHAHAA

    Could just imagine the doctors brain exploding at that point.
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