Marty the Mudcrab

[clixanup]

The fisheries ranger caught Paddy putting a mudcrab into the boot of his car.

"Oi. You can't do that! I saw what you have there. You've got a mudcrab in the boot. It isn't mudcrab season. I'll fine you!!"

Paddy says, "No way mate. It isn't what it looks like. This mudcrab is my pet. His name is Marty. Everyday I take him down here for a swim. I'll show you."

So he took the mudcrab and put it in the water. The mudcrab scuttled away and disappeared.

"Well, where is he?" asked the ranger.

"Where's what?"

[ProMaX]

hahahhaha nice.. gotta remember that trick

[vinnywelsh]

HAHAHAHAA.... silly fisheries officer, fell for it hook line and sinker "yeah i went there"

[tr3nt]

The fisheries ranger caught Paddy putting a mudcrab into the boot of his car.

"Oi. You can't do that! I saw what you have there. You've got a mudcrab in the boot. It isn't mudcrab season. I'll fine you!!"

Paddy says, "No way mate. It isn't what it looks like. This mudcrab is my pet. His name is Marty. Everyday I take him down here for a swim. I'll show you."

So he took the mudcrab and put it in the water. The mudcrab scuttled away and disappeared.

"Well, where is he?" asked the ranger.

"Where's what?"

Thats a king billy coke bottle joke!
I have the audio clip, very little over 1mb. I can and will upload here if you want!