just another ford joke

da_almighty_fat_man · #1 13-02-2006, 05:48 PM

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop."
The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

New2Holden · #2 13-02-2006, 06:59 PM

Mate, I got told by this forum that it was an old joke when I posted the same joke a few days ago. I substituted Ford for Volvo. I love to tell that joke to Volvo owners because they are sooooo sensititive about the Australian's view of Volvo drivers. A so called view that is not shared by any other country that I am aware. Most other countries see Volvo ownership as statement of success. Australians see Volvo ownership as a OH&S hazard.