A blonde walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan,so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes. The car is
parked
on
the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks
out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's
manager and his staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a
$250,000 Mercedes as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41.
The loan office says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business,and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little
puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies... "Where else in Sydney can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
"Which Bank?"
Score One For The Blonde
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