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Old 14-02-2006, 11:19 AM
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. regardless of their medical condition.



This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.



The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside

the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.



Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Old 14-02-2006, 12:27 PM
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what hospital is this? just so i can stay well away!!!! also shows a lack of funding that they can only have one power point per room. hows he meant to watch tv???
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Old 14-02-2006, 09:13 PM
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It would have to be a Queensland hospital? Thanks Peter Beattie
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