First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:
A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made
Now pick your DAY of birth:
1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad
Now pick your birth month:
January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch
What did ya get??
mines i pissed on coffee because im cool
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I bit a tree because its a hobby.
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I killed a tree because I'm gay....
wtf?
haha
I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!
I killed a blade of grass because its a hobby! Thats funny!
i licked a window because i wanted to...
lol
wtf
I sucked on a desk because im cool
I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^
Never Forget You're Unique... Just Like Everyone Else
I'd Rather Roar Than Whistle
Thats ClassicOriginally Posted by ProMaX
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I killed you because its a hobby....haha
I sh*t on your mom because I was horny
i killed your mum cos i wanted too
I punched a tree because you're a bitch :/
I licked a moose because I had to take a crap![]()
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If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
Mike's is he shit on a pie cos its a hobbyhe's gunna laugh at that when I tell him
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If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
You wouldn't happen to be German by any chance?Originally Posted by Juzza
i licked a pie cos its a hobby
That would make Macdaddy's birthday on the 25th August! ...just like Mike![]()
Last edited by Lish; 14-02-2006 at 05:22 PM. Reason: blonde moment ...
If I wanted to hear from an arsehole...I'd FART
I shot your mum because i was bored
well ok then ha ha i sound like i am insane
I humped it because I was pissed off...
sounds about right![]()
Mine
I punched a chair because I had to take a crap![]()
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Mine
I bit a librarian because I wanted to.
hahaha ^^
I killed a bird because i was bored ... wow, so insightful.