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14-02-2006, 03:22 PM
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The ride for life
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Ride: 1997 VT S-pac
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 595
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a small test which is completed in around 10 -15 seconds
First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:
A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I ****ed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made
Now pick your DAY of birth:
1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad
Now pick your birth month:
January: because im gay
February: because i was ****ed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch
What did ya get??
mines i ****ed on coffee because im cool
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14-02-2006, 03:29 PM
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Has Left
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Ride: N/A
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 551
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I bit a tree because its a hobby.
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14-02-2006, 03:30 PM
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Ride: VR 5 speed, VT Series 2 Auto
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wide Bay, Queensland
Posts: 1,968
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I sat on a teacher because I am lonley lol
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14-02-2006, 03:33 PM
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Ride: 1997 VSII Wagon
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: VIC
Posts: 132
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I killed a tree because I'm gay....
wtf?
haha
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14-02-2006, 03:36 PM
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Ride: VN Calais 5.0, UC Torana L67, WB Ute EFI 5.0
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cowes, Phillip Island
Posts: 1,147
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I killed a blade of grass because its a hobby! Thats funny!
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14-02-2006, 03:44 PM
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No longer mooching...
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Ride: e30 318i manual
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mornington, VIC
Posts: 1,563
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i licked a window because i wanted to...
lol
wtf
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14-02-2006, 03:50 PM
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Ride: vxs pack
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 168
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I sucked on a desk because im cool
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14-02-2006, 03:54 PM
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Make way!
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Ride: 88 VN Executive & 04 VY S2 Spac
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Castle Hill, Sydney
Posts: 295
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I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^
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14-02-2006, 04:07 PM
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Ride: VN Calais 5.0, UC Torana L67, WB Ute EFI 5.0
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cowes, Phillip Island
Posts: 1,147
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by ProMaX
I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^
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Thats Classic
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14-02-2006, 04:08 PM
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Ride: VZ SS 5.7 M6 Silver
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 182
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I killed you because its a hobby....haha
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14-02-2006, 04:11 PM
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해커
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Ride: N/A
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,885
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I sh*t on your mom because I was horny
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14-02-2006, 04:15 PM
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Fo'sizzle....
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Ride: VR with a tad bit of blue
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 360
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i ate coffee because im cool
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14-02-2006, 04:28 PM
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Garth Is A Poo Stain
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Ride: HSV VT 99' XU6 & Ruby
Join Date: May 2005
Location: S/E Subs Vic
Posts: 2,335
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i killed your mum cos i wanted too
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