a small test which is completed in around 10 -15 seconds

[raZel]

First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:

A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made

Now pick your DAY of birth:

1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad

Now pick your birth month:

January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch

What did ya get??

mines i pissed on coffee because im cool

[clixanup]

I bit a tree because its a hobby.

[fitzy2005]

I sat on a teacher because I am lonley lol

[cunners3]

I killed a tree because I'm gay....
wtf?
haha

[Blown V6 Hatch]

I killed a blade of grass because its a hobby! Thats funny!

[Jesterarts]

i licked a window because i wanted to...
lol
wtf

[spice weasel (BAM)]

I sucked on a desk because im cool

[ProMaX]

I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^

[Blown V6 Hatch]

I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^

Thats Classic

[05 VZ SS]

I killed you because its a hobby....haha

[VS Omega]

I sh*t on your mom because I was horny

[SlyVR]

i ate coffee because im cool

[Charg'd]

i killed your mum cos i wanted too

[digitok]

I punched a tree because you're a bitch :/

[Lish]

I licked a moose because I had to take a crap

[Lish]

Mike's is he shit on a pie cos its a hobby he's gunna laugh at that when I tell him

[fitzy2005]

I licked a moose because I had to take a crap

lol some of these are classics

[clixanup]

I sh*t on your mom because I was horny

You wouldn't happen to be German by any chance?

[macdaddy]

i licked a pie cos its a hobby

[Lish]

That would make Macdaddy's birthday on the 25th August! ...just like Mike

[slick_red_VN]

I shot your mum because i was bored
well ok then ha ha i sound like i am insane

[Deadman]

I humped it because I was pissed off...

sounds about right

[holdensupporter2005]

Mine
I punched a chair because I had to take a crap

[Ev0LuTioN]

Mine

I bit a librarian because I wanted to.

hahaha ^^

[Jimboss]

I killed a bird because i was bored ... wow, so insightful.