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Old 14-02-2006, 03:22 PM
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Default a small test which is completed in around 10 -15 seconds

First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:

A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I f*cked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I sh*t on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I ****ed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made

Now pick your DAY of birth:

1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: poo
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: a hooker
31: my dad

Now pick your birth month:

January: because im gay
February: because i was ****ed off
March: because im mentally ill
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because I had to take a crap
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch

What did ya get??

mines i ****ed on coffee because im cool
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:29 PM
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I bit a tree because its a hobby.
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:30 PM
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I sat on a teacher because I am lonley lol
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:33 PM
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I killed a tree because I'm gay....
wtf?
haha
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:36 PM
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I killed a blade of grass because its a hobby! Thats funny!
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:44 PM
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i licked a window because i wanted to...
lol
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:50 PM
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I sucked on a desk because im cool
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Old 14-02-2006, 03:54 PM
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I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:07 PM
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I ate a chair because I'm cool ^_^
Thats Classic
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I killed you because its a hobby....haha
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:11 PM
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I sh*t on your mom because I was horny
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:15 PM
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i ate coffee because im cool
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Old 14-02-2006, 04:28 PM
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i killed your mum cos i wanted too
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