Jimmy

[minux]

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all his buddies and neighbours. He also invited
Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and oysters from the BBQ and flirting.

At the height of the party, the host said, " I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing. Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
was staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I
don't want it," answered Jimmy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Jimmy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, what do you want?"

Jimmy said, "I want the name of the c*#t who pushed me in the Pool.

[Matty081]

lmfao thats gold

[tr3nt]

haha neet!

[soyaman]

Ha!Ha! love it thanks.

[Tasmaniak]

soyaman and charg'd...tread very lightly. I am "one of them"

[Charg'd]

it was a joke thats why its in the "jokes" section

[Wombat]

Often you find it's one of the "them" groups who tell the best jokes...some of the best New Zealander jokes I've heard have come from New Zealanders, same with Pommy jokes, "colored" jokes, and poof jokes...sometimes they have good "comeback" jokes in reply to one someone has told as well.

For example, when I was working with a Pommy over 20 years ago on a farm...he was the butt of many Pom jokes, and one day he turned around and asked us "Alright, here's a joke...how do you make a bionic Australian?". We all shrugged, no idea. He answered "You drop a battery in a bucket of shit!"....

[Tasmaniak]

charg'd. Doesn't matter. If someone finds it ofensive then it goes.

[soyaman]

soyaman and charg'd...tread very lightly. I am "one of them"

No worries boss ,in real life I don't really discriminate - a good friend of mine is a Tasmanian - poor bloke I give him hell but he still comes back for more., but all in all moderation is very good on this forum so I will respect the judges decision.

[Tasmaniak]

soyaman, we all enjoy a good joke (except for the odd ones) and yes I agree just because a joke like that was told doesn't mean the person was a rascist. I do come down heavy on jokes like this and I feel I have a good reason too...lemme put it like this..

Mother - Koorie
Father - British
I was also born in Devonport..

Imagine what I have grown up with? I see it....I clean it

[newo]

I can see the whole racial thing about this, but really, you could chuck anyone in that joke, and it wouldn't be racial prejudice

[clixanup]

Hey - I thought Minux had left?

[gopher]

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[fabz]

whats a koorie???????

[gopher]

an aboriginal

indigenous australian

[summernats2010]

sorry 12volt but if this was about a white person know one would say nothing at all same if it was about a pommie person or anyone else almost. this joke was put in the joke section plainly because it is a joke, if you can't handle jokes then i suggest you keep out of the jokes section.
now there was no offence ment by this but i know you will take offence so i don't care i will still stand for what i beleive in no matter what. so you can ban me whatever i will just get a different user name

clear ok, sorry to every one else for making a joke into something about racial crap (by the way i am not racist just stating the facts)

[Tasmaniak]

summernats2010. I think you are missing the point. Why was there any need for racial identification in the first place?

[pro_gmh]

I woulda still taken the million bucks haha classic