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18-02-2006, 08:52 AM
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The Bitch Donating Member
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Ride: VT Acclaim S1 & VZ SV6
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 728
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Bumper Stickers
Some are hillarious, some are oldies but goodies.
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
C.
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18-02-2006, 09:40 AM
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Ride: VS S1 Executive V6
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Maroochydore
Posts: 710
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If You Don't Like My Driving, Keep Off The Footpath!
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Something I've Been Getting Into Lately....
Get Paid To Surf The Internet!
Program About To Be Released So I Jumped Aboard...
http://www.agloco.com/r/BBDB3431
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18-02-2006, 01:27 PM
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Ride: VS Caprice II
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 339
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Seen on the rear window of a ute, 'yes it's my ute,no i wont help you move'
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18-02-2006, 03:43 PM
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The Bitch Donating Member
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Ride: VT Acclaim S1 & VZ SV6
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 728
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My signature is also taken from a bumper sticker. Another favourite of mine is 'I am driving like this to **** you off'
C.
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18-02-2006, 04:25 PM
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TEMT ME
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Ride: VY SS ute
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth, WA
Posts: 64
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on a back of my friends ute he has "before an acident city people say f&#$, country people say hold my beer and watch this" he also has 'f@#$ off were full' surrounded my australia
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city people before an accident say $uck, country people say hold me stubby and watch this!!!
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18-02-2006, 05:38 PM
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So Wet For You!
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Ride: VP Calais International, VP Berlina LX Wagon
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SOUTH OZ
Posts: 3,163
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Originally Posted by coolngroovy
Seen on the rear window of a ute, 'yes it's my ute,no i wont help you move'
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better version of that
Yes i've got a Ute, NO I Wont help you move!
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Ironic that my mother bought her 'don't knock on my door if...' sign from a door to door salesman
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No Religion = No War = No Problem
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21-02-2006, 04:13 PM
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Bored Technician
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Ride: VN V6 3.8L Berlina
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brisbane
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Stuck on the side of a cop paddy wagon @ indy last year "jack lives here"
Stuck on the bumper bar of a cop car "proud to be gay" big fluro pink sticker with white writing in center of brisbane.
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21-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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Ride: VL
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SA, Mount Gambier
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What i want stuck on my runnabout pos hatch (when ever i get one)..
"Pick on me, I will hunt you down with my Commodore"
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21-02-2006, 06:55 PM
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Donating Member
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Ride: VN 90 5.0 wagon
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,004
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Remember those "drive right" and "drive right2" stickers everyone in VIC had on their cars (unsure if it was all of oz)?? My mate had one but it said "drag right2" I ****ed myself everytime I saw it
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Never late
In a fuel injected V8 Foamtuned
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21-02-2006, 09:16 PM
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luxo barge
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Ride: VS s2 Caprice 5l = slow
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Queensland
Posts: 707
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seen a "speed thrills (220)" on a ute.
looked pretty cool, looked just like the speed kills one so you had to look twice
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21-02-2006, 10:07 PM
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Ride: N/A
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 64
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Originally Posted by STEALTHY
better version of that
Yes i've got a Ute, NO I Wont help you move!
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one on my ute,
friends help you move
real friends help you move bodies,
greater friends help you with their ute.
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21-02-2006, 10:08 PM
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Ride: N/A
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 64
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Originally Posted by Sashyre
My signature is also taken from a bumper sticker. Another favourite of mine is 'I am driving like this to **** you off'
C.
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now theres a sticker Im putting on my corolla!
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21-02-2006, 11:33 PM
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Choose your weapon...
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Ride: VPSS M5/Ducati SS/LC 2 Door
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 486
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what about,"KEEP HONKING-I'M RE-LOADING!"
Kinda like the,"Horn broken- watch 4 finger" 1 tho
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BAN LOW PERFORMANCE DRIVERS, NOT HIGH PERFORMANCE CARS!( beware of imitators!)
"I hear you're good, I hear it a lot. Mostly from you, but I hear it a lot.."- Quote from Steven Segal,
SO MANY ASSHOLES, SO FEW BULLETS!
My Ride <http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/showthread.php?t=24142>
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21-02-2006, 11:36 PM
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So Wet For You!
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Ride: VP Calais International, VP Berlina LX Wagon
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SOUTH OZ
Posts: 3,163
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mate of mine just bought a 180, and has his msn name (obviously perfect for a sticker) My other car is a commodore, but today i'm in a hurry 
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**New Pics in Profile**
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sashyre
Ironic that my mother bought her 'don't knock on my door if...' sign from a door to door salesman
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