Babies
An Englishman , a Frenchman and a West Indian man are sitting in the waiting-room of the maternity hospital waiting for their wives to give birth , as it happened all of their wives gave birth at the same time , the mid-wife came into the room and congratulated the men on being the new fathers of bouncing baby boys - but there was just one problem , in the confusion the babies had got mixed up and could the fathers come through and help identify the babies please, at which point the Englishman leapt up, barged through the door into the ward and grabbed the black baby ,this is mine he said, the mid-wife somewhat surprised asked ' but surely sir this cannot be your baby ? ' the Englishman repied 'I know, but one of the other babies is French and I don't want to take any chances'.
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