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    There's a Navy guy driving from HMAS Albatross, Nowra, NSW to
    Sydney, and an Army guy driving from Sydney to Nowra In the middle of the
    night
    with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go
    flying off in different directions.


    The Navy guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He
    looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really lucky to be
    alive!"

    Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his
    wreckage.He too says to himself, ....."I can't believe I survived this
    wreck!"


    The Army guy walks over to the Navy and says,...... "Hey man, I think
    this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and
    live
    as friends instead of archrivals"

    The Navy guy thinks for a moment and says, ...... "You know, you're
    absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else
    survived this wreck"

    So the Navy guy pops open his boot and finds a full, unopened bottle of
    Bundy Rum.

    He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we
    should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"

    The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and
    starts sucking down the Bundy. After putting away nearly half the bottle
    the Army guy hands it back to the Navy guy and says, "Your turn!"

    The Navy guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think
    I'll wait for the cops to show up.
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    if you pay for fuel, ill drive up and drive you around in the bmw. assuming your(hopefully hot) date rides shotgun, and you get the boot, dont worry, its well ventilated if ur dates not so, you can share the boot

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    heard this before but i think it was a guy & a blonde instead, still good though

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    HAHAHA this is a funny one since im in the navy, we usually do have a spare bundy or 5 lying around :P and the army arnt the sharpest sticks in the bundle :P hehe

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    hahaha makes me wanna leave a bottle in my boot incase of this happening lol!!!
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    well i think a "headjob" would be better than stroking it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gumby_096 View Post
    HAHAHA this is a funny one since im in the navy, we usually do have a spare bundy or 5 lying around :P and the army arnt the sharpest sticks in the bundle :P hehe
    same here... im a cso...
    Going where no late model stato/caprice has gone before.... GAME ON!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by walesy View Post
    same here... im a cso...
    hey im an army guy be nice lol

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