Navy and Army
There's a Navy guy driving from HMAS Albatross, Nowra, NSW to
Sydney, and an Army guy driving from Sydney to Nowra In the middle of the
night
with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go
flying off in different directions.
The Navy guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He
looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really lucky to be
alive!"
Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage.He too says to himself, ....."I can't believe I survived this
wreck!"
The Army guy walks over to the Navy and says,...... "Hey man, I think
this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and
live
as friends instead of archrivals"
The Navy guy thinks for a moment and says, ...... "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else
survived this wreck"
So the Navy guy pops open his boot and finds a full, unopened bottle of
Bundy Rum.
He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we
should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"
The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and
starts sucking down the Bundy. After putting away nearly half the bottle
the Army guy hands it back to the Navy guy and says, "Your turn!"
The Navy guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think
I'll wait for the cops to show up.
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